Let Mr. Analog, your trusty TV guide, walk you through how to play his wonderful game!

How to Play Swipe down to consume good objects, and toss bad items left or right to reject them. But be careful—Mr. Analog wants you to give in to CONSUMERISM, even if it kills you! He'll try to trick you into consuming the very things that will drain your health. For every good item you consume, you’ll earn points. But consume a bad item, and you’ll lose a heart. Reject what Mr. Analog tempts you with. Consume only what’s truly good for you. Stay sharp, and aim for that high score!

Good Objects: Water Bottle, Deodorant, Dumbbells, and the Good Book
Bad Objects: Weight Loss Pills, Credit Cards, Alcohol, Adult Magazines, and Cigarettes

Created by Pseudomopseu and Brandon Scione for Godot Wild Jam #83, with the theme "CONSUME" and the wildcard theme "Unreliable Narrator."